You feel a little older in the morning. I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door. The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield. The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. “Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” - Punit Ghadge. “Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.” - Kurt Cobain. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.” - James Lileks “There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” - Kristen Chandler. 
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” - Jim Davis.“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.” - Moss Hart.I could be one, only if morning began after noon” - Tony Smite “Everyone wants me to be a morning person.“Morning will come, it has no choice.” - Marty Rubin.
Dirty good morning thoughts crack#
It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.” - Terry Pratchett “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” - Jarod Kintz.Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” - Gehenna Toss
“Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” - Glen Cook “Never face facts if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” - Marlo Thomas. “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not or that you feel good this morning or that it is a morning to be good on?” - J.R.R.
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